August 2012
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Ben Waddell
Tik Tok by Ke$ha, as read by Batman
omg what
omg
BATS
B A T S
0_0 He does these things and I have to wonder why I’m the one that keeps getting shipped to Arkham.
I’m just going to keep listening to this until I get to watch TDKR like a totally normal person…
WHERES SCARECROW
Trying to get a little bit…tipsy
- Britain: So we have the Olympics.
- Britain: And Benedict Cumberbatch.
- Britain: And James Bond.
- Britain: And the Queen.
- Britain: And Danny Boyle.
- Britain: And Kenneth Branagh.
- Britain: And ducks and shit.
- Britain: And Women's rights.
- Britain: And free healthcare.
- Britain: And JK FUCKING ROWLING.
- Britain: And Voldemort, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan..
- Britain: And the Beatles and amazing music.
- Britain: And Rowan Atkinson.
- Britain: And THE MOTHERFUCKING TARDIS! HEAR IT?
- America: We have freedom.
- Britain: We do too.
- America: Well shit.
- Britain: *hums God save the queen, drinks boatloads of tea and strokes corgi*